M. Night Shymalan and Text books. Two very stupid things.

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Old ass song I found. And some really cool pictures to go along with it.

I found this song I wrote last year when I was all into trying to get a band going. I kind of like it still, except the end gets lame.

Ever since High School I've been so hard pressed

And all the shit you say just makes me depressed.

'Cause I don't give a fuck about boys going flacid

Or the time you shit your pants cause you tripped on Acid.

I get that you think that it sets you free,

but that kind of shit just don't appeal to me.

I spent all night glued to my tv

With all these Halo fuckers owning me,

you'd think that I'd grow up eventually,

but it beats beer pong at some lame party.

I wont get out of bed for quite a while,

'cause I just pirated a new X-files

So mulder, scully, and I will spend the night

Wallowing in pity till we feel alright

And you called me up the other day

you critique my life and then you say

"you can't live like this, your friends all worried

and your mother seemed pissed.

It's almost 3PM and you're still asleep

will you ever grow up or are you just on repeat?

and some sweet pictures I found. You'll have to click on them to see the whole picture.

The Dark Knight Rises

----------EDIT----- Apparently you'll have to click on each individual photo to see it in all it's glory.

They announced yesterday that the villains in the Dark Knight Rises will be Catwoman and Bane. This is pretty fucking awesome. Christopher Nolan keeps the graphic novels very well, which is very bad news for Bruce Wayne, because Bane fucked his shit up. Let me start off by saying Bane is not the piece of shit dumb fuck that you have seen in previous Batman flicks. No, this guy is fucking SMART. He takes over the entire gangster underground (which have had a major role in both movies so far) and is the only *physical* threat Batman has ever had. And SPOILER ALERT***** Bane fucking breaks Batman's back. IN TWO DIFFERENT STORIES! In the comic series he straight up tosses Batman off of Wayne Enterprise for half of Gotham City to see and he's not wearing a mask when this happens. And in the Graphic Novel (which monsieur Nolan has kept with) Bane breaks Batman's back over his fucking knee. Hahahaha.

Just like sew. Or so. Whatever the fuck it is. Anyway, shit's getting bad really quick for The Gotham Knight. Or Dark Knight. Whichever you like. I'm pretty excited for the Bane character. He'll get the movie role he deserves.

However, Catwoman?? And Anne Hathaway as Catwoman? I don't know how I feel about this.

Can you picture that being Anne Hathaway? I can't really. But as soon as I see Publicity photo's of her in her outfit I'll probably jizz in my pants.

And speaking of Jizz in the pants. Yesterday while I had a break in my classes I went to East Hills Mall in Bakersfield to kill some time. I had heard there was this awesome game store that sold old ass SNES games and was pretty stoked on getting one. But I never in my life expected to find this. Out of the corner of my eye I see this from the food court.

A Princess Leia life size cardboard cut out. I immediately walked in and just fucking got blown away. I'll post all the pictures at the end, but let me explain this to you. It is a HUGE comic book/vinyl record store and HALF OF THE FUCKING STORE IS STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES AND COMICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They had signed posters/figures/comics you name it, these guys had it. I fully plan on blowing at least 50 there on Tuesday when I go down to school. Just browse the photos to see how awesome it is.

Queen of the Dead

I'm going to start this post off by embarrassing myself and admitting that I am currently watching Queen of the Damned. It's so terrible it's not even funny. Lestat the vampire sings in the singer of Korns voice for some reason. Haha.

Lately in Arkansas they've been finding the bodies of dead birds just falling from the sky and dead fish washing up on shore. And I just looked more into it. It's not even just in Arkansas. In Sweden, the US, and New Zealand hundreds of birds are just dropping dead and "millions" of fish are washing up on shore. I don't know how to explain this. Zombies simply have nothing to do with it and this I know for sure. However, there are other scary possibilities. Aliens, the Apocalypse, or some really fucking deadly disease that could take us out just as easily.

Aliens are a lot smarter than Zombies (if they exist that is) and I'm not sure if hiding or going about my own personal Zombie survival *to be posted in a future update* will do shit to save anyone. The Apocalypse is even worse because there's really not a damn thing we can do about it. Long story short (because I'm ridiculously tired and it's almost 4:30am) this is getting to be pretty weird and something is going to happen soon and none of us are going to know what it is or what to do..

August 31st, 2010

Wow, I can't believe I forgot about this. Every one (meaning no one, 'cause no one reads this) is probably out of the loop. I was living (safely) in a trailer for a couple months, moved to a house, got the boot, now I live on a futon in my parents guest room. Completely fucked if my parents turn into Zombies, because their room is before mine and mine is in the very back of the house, so I'd have to break out of the window in order to get out of the house, which would just make a lot of fucking noise.

I'm in school now.. And there are a lot of unsafe spots in school. And a LOT of 20 year old Mexicans at BC. That's a lot of Mexican Zombies.

Some fat, fake blonde, ugly country singer is trying to do a country version of "Crossroads"

The Mexican zombies aren't looking so bad now.

March 31st, 2010

I haven't updated in a while, because I DIED!

Just kidding, I've been M.I.A. because no body was following and I feel like I am updating to myself. Like some sick Zombie diary, that had way too much to do with St. Louis. I'm back in shitty ol' Tehachapi, Ca. now.

Apparently they found some dead guy on the side of the highway the other day.. You know what that means? Zombies.

Tomorrow is April Fool's day, I want to find someone that does really sick makeup and walk around looking like a zombie and pretend I'm going to eat people's brains.

Lets see how many times I get punched.

March 14th, 2010

Discovered that there is a Zombie farm on Facebook today. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not sure if it's a positive or a negative when it comes to my social status, but it's fucking sick. Honestly, I'm tempted to create a fake account for it though, that way people can't see how addicted to it I get, 'cause it'll be embarrassing, I'll be logged in on that shit like 24/7. Don't tell anyone

Also, some cops up the street were doing some DWI testing. In my mind I was freaking out thinking that it was some Zombie check for some escaped Zombie. Shit's a lot scarier than you'd think. No-freakin-bueno.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 did an episode on a movie titled "Zombie Nightmare" the movie was fucking hilarious and the Zombie was for some reason a very skilled serial killer. Of course Tom, Crow, and Joel ripped the movie to shreds. I really miss MST3K. I decided I'm going to watch all 198 episodes. I'm psyched.

I need some fucking followers, I just look like an idiot right now updating to myself.